ON THE FIRST DAY OF RUGBY

To the tune of "The Twelve days of Christmas"

On the first day of rugby,
my true love gave to me:
A hand job that wasn't worth a fuck,
WORTH A FUCK.

On the second day of rugby,
my true love gave to me:
two herpes sores, and
A hand job that wasn't worth a fuck,
WORTH A FUCK.

On the third day of rugby,
my true love gave to me:
three french whores
two herpes sores, and
A hand job that wasn't worth a fuck,
WORTH A FUCK.

On the fourth day of rugby,
my true love gave to me:
four flying fucks
three french whores
two herpes sores, and
A hand job that wasn't worth a fuck,
WORTH A FUCK.

On the fifth day of rugby,
my true love gave to me:
FIVE PUBIC HAIRS
four flying fucks
three french whores
two herpes sores, and
A hand job that wasn't worth a fuck,
WORTH A FUCK.

On the sixth day of rugby,
my true love gave to me:
six Sixty-Niners
FIVE PUBIC HAIRS
four flying fucks
three french whores
two herpes sores, and
A hand job that wasn't worth a fuck,
WORTH A FUCK.

On the seventh day of rugby,
my true love gave to me:
seven sleazy sisters
six Sixty-Niners
FIVE PUBIC HAIRS
four flying fucks
three french whores
two herpes sores, and
A hand job that wasn't worth a fuck,
WORTH A FUCK.

On the eighth day of rugby,
my true love gave to me:
eight aching assholes
seven sleazy sisters
six Sixty-Niners
FIVE PUBIC HAIRS
four flying fucks
three french whores
two herpes sores, and
A hand job that wasn't worth a fuck,
WORTH A FUCK.

On the nineth day of rugby,
my true love gave to me:
nine nympho nuns
eight aching assholes
seven sleazy sisters
six Sixty-Niners
FIVE PUBIC HAIRS
four flying fucks
three french whores
two herpes sores, and
A hand job that wasn't worth a fuck,
WORTH A FUCK.

On the tenth day of rugby,
my true love gave to me:
ten tonness of titties
nine nympho nuns
eight aching assholes
seven sleazy sisters
six Sixty-Niners
FIVE PUBIC HAIRS
four flying fucks
three french whores
two herpes sores, and
A hand job that wasn't worth a fuck,
WORTH A FUCK.

On the eleventh day of rugby,
my true love gave to me:
eleven licking lesbos
ten tonness of titties
nine nympho nuns
eight aching assholes
seven sleazy sisters
six Sixty-Niners
FIVE PUBIC HAIRS
four flying fucks
three french whores
two herpes sores, and
A hand job that wasn't worth a fuck,
WORTH A FUCK.

On the twelfth day of rugby,
my true love gave to me:
twelve twitching twats
eleven licking lesbos
ten tonness of titties
nine nympho nuns
eight aching assholes
seven sleazy sisters
six Sixty-Niners
FIVE PUBIC HAIRS
four flying fucks
three french whores
two herpes sores, and
A hand job that wasn't worth a fuck,
WORTH A FUCK.