The Hairs of Her Dickie-Dido

Chorus:
And the hairs, and the hairs,
And the hairs of her dickie-dido hung down to her knees.

Verses:
One white one, one black one, and one with a bit of shite on
and one with a little light on to show us the way.

She married an Italian with balls like a bloody stallion
as the hairs of her dickie-dido hung down to her knees.

It'd take a brontosaurus to eat her clitoris
as the hairs of her dickie-dido hung down to her knees.

It'd take a Welsh miner to find her vagina
as the hairs of her dickie-dido hung down to her knees.

It'd take a bloody wrecker to extract your pecker
as the hairs of her dickie-dido hung down to her knees.

She came up from Florida with a cunt like a bloody corridor
as the hairs of her dickie-dido hung down to her knees.

If she were my daughter, I'd have her cut shorter
a half inch below the waist is enough for anyone.

I flicked it, I licked it, I even drop kicked it
as the hairs of her dickie-dido hung down to her knees.

I fucked her, I sucked her, I even loose rucked her
as the hairs of her dickie-dido hung down to her knees.